Lie To Girls

Don't swear on your mom That it's the first drink that you've had in like a month No, don't say it was just An isolated incident that happened once There's no need to pretend I've never seen an ugly truth that I can't bend To something that looks better I'm stupid, but I'm clever Yeah, I can make a shitshow look a whole lot like forever and ever You don't have to lie to girls If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves Like you, they'll just lie to themselves You don't have to lie to girls If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves Don't I know it better than anyone else? All of your best excuses No, they don't stand a chance Against all the chances I give you Isn't ideal, but damn You don't even have to try Turn you into a good guy You don't have to lift a finger It's lucky for you I'm just like My mother (And my sisters) All my (All my friends) The girl outside the strip club getting her tarot cards read We love to read the cold, hard facts and swear they're incorrect We love to mistake butterflies for cardiac arrest You don't have to lie to girls If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves Like you, they'll just lie to themselves You don't have to lie to girls (Don't have) If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves Don't I know it better than anyone else? Girls will cry and girls will lie and Girls will do it 'til they die for you They'll cry and girls will lie and Do it 'til the day they die for you (Ooh) Girls will cry and girls will lie and (Ooh) Girls will lose their goddamn minds for you (Oh) They'll cry and girls will lie and Do it 'til the day they die for you